Derek Rramal
Loves to lie and chase cheap attention from women.
During his last relationship this year
Abandoned his pregnant (now ex) girlfriend.
He’ll say one thing to your face to appease you, then completely switch up depending on who he’s talking to.
Was repeatedly caught cheating, flirting with his “female friend” at the Quincy on Rainey, obsessing over porn, and following and engaging with nude and sexualized women on Instagram, Reddit, and pretty much anywhere else he could find them.
Loves Twin Peaks, Ojos Locos, strip clubs, and any environment where he can soak up female attention.
Gives attention to anything that moves, so don’t feel too flattered.
Triangulation is another favorite. He admitted he gets a high from trying to make beautiful women upset and insecure by deliberately giving attention to considerably less good girls.
All his friends are cheaters too.
Next time, maybe buy the domain you plan on doing business under, dumbass. Austin Buyers Club is owned by me. Good luck getting it back.
Parking Ticket Relief Fund
8% funded(Yeah, the cheap fuck refuses to pay me back for a parking ticket)
Relief for the most boring house debt.
(Don’t hold your breath. Can’t even afford his own domain.)